Valentine's Day & Single Awareness Day

Valentine's Day and Single Awareness Day (S.A.D) is not a public holiday but everyone seems to make big moolahs and hoo-haa out of it, every year on 14th of February.


Which one do I celebrate? BOTH!! LOL! Well it's still a LOVE-ly day not only for couples but for family, siblings and friends! Spread the LOVE!!! 


Businesses, big or small, they all rake in lotsa CASH on day like this.. with so many people buying gifts,flowers and the $$ spent on food... It's like a mini Christmas for them!!





Like this shoe.. Pretty!!
How can you not buy (if the $$ is reasonable?) =p























Even advertisements were being manipulated for the day of LOVE =p

Too cheesy?

Lame...LOL!

I don't think this would be a welcoming gift if you're with a "normal" minded partner :p

Oh Well... whatever day it is, stay happy and do what you feel you're more comfortable with. Don't get to stressed with peer-pressure. 
Just because someone has a date and you don't, doesn't make you a douche-bag :) So chin up! It's still cool to be single and looking at the brighter side, you don't get the relationship problems that couples have to face.. so enjoy being single while you can =p

>  Google Doodle's 2012 Valentine's Day 
> Kate Middleton's Valentine's gift to Prince William: Underpants
> Valentine's Marathon World Record for Longest Kiss

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Lil' Piggy Fell RAW!

Most of the time, I would only realised I have knocked into something after noticing a bruise on my leg or hand (hot spots).

Clumsy Lil Piggy - That's me.. Let me tell you what happened earlier today..

I have just undressed myself and getting ready to take my shower…

As I enter the bathroom..it happened too fast I can’t grasp on anything to keep my balance..

One second, I was standing upright, putting one foot and the other stepping onto the bathroom floor..the next second I was on the floor!

GAWD!!! The noise when I fell sounds like a SLAB OF RAW MEAT (pork, in this case) being thrown onto the wet floor!

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

My whole left side of my body was in pain!

I can only thank heavens that I didn't knock my head on the toilet bowl and passed out! ( I imagined being found nude by my housemate - sooooo not funny!)

There were tears in my eyes but I was giggling to myself at the same time as I raise myself up and check for bruises.

If my housemate (residing in the bedroom next to mine) asked me what had happened at that time, I think I will start laughing out loud! Luckily she didn’t say a word (probably thinking I dropped all the bottles of shampoo and shower cream by accident).

I kinda guess the reason why I got into this situation :-

I was always thinking in my mind – No.. I don't wanna fall in the bathroom..please don't fall..please don't fall..

And YEAH… That was what just happened to me a while ago!!!

Some of the bruises on my left leg..didn't capture those on my thigh, arm and buttock.. hee hee!

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Mouse & Ladies

She’s at one end of the kitchen while her maid was on another end of the kitchen.
All of a sudden, from the corner of her eye, she saw a mouse making its entrance into the kitchen. Faster than a lightning, she found herslf on the high chair and another leg on the kitchen table while she screams in panic. Her maid got shocked and asked “ Apa, Ma’am?! Apa, Ma’am?!” (What is it , ma’am?!) But she can’t tell her maid what she saw as she was still shrieking in fright.

Poor maid was holding on a colander full of apples with a plate below the colander to prevent water dripping on the floor. Suddenly, she saw her maid’s face went pale and the plate crashed to the floor (colander of apples still safe on her hands).

She : Kenapa jatuhkan pinggan?! (Why did you dropped the plate?!)
Maid: Takut, ma’am.. takut (I’m scared ma’am) - while patting on her own chest a few times..
She : Takut apa?! (What are you scared of?!)
Maid : Tikus Ma’am…Takut Ma’am.. Takut (Mouse ma’am, I’m scared, ma’am)
She : Kenapa takut tikus? Tikus tak gigit! Tengok, pinggan sudah kau pecahkan.. (Why are you afraid of mouse? They don’t bite! See.. .now plate is broken..)

Guess what?
She was saying all these to her maid when she was still on top of the chair and one of her leg on the kitchen table!!!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!

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What Happened in Class

It was killer brain cells class again. Starting of new chapter, beginning was mostly theoretical. I was looking at the lecturer but then again, my mind is not in class – it flew home and rested on my purple bed. Hahaha

My classmate stirred me up from my dream by passing me his note – I looked at him with a question marked face and then realised he wrote something on the note, “He’s sleeping”. I look at the direction of the guy who fell asleep last week and true enough , hands crossed, head tilt down a little to the left and eyes shut. The lecturer just asked him before beginning of the class “ Would you be awake today?” and he said “ Should be able to stay awake as I’m worjking from home whole day – enough rest” – but then again.. there he goes.. zzZZzzZZzzZZ.. hehehee
I smiled at my classmate and continued to observe that fella. His head starts to tilt and nod..which most people call it “fishing”. At one time, it could go one round…at times his head tipping as if he’s listening to some slow R&B music. Hahaha!!
Then I turn to my right, saw another of my classmate “fishing” but her fishing wasn’t as bad as the other guy :p But, it was quite entertaining to see them dozing off..hihihi

After the 15mins break, class resumed and the “fishing guy” is awake. At one point, he asked the lecturer, “Eh, how do we get the value of “X”?” Lecturer answered,” How? We calculate loh...” Hahahaha…At least this little joke also woke my another classmate who is sleepy :p
I sent an sms to her boyfriend “Your GF is “fishing” in the class..kekeke” but when the message was sent out, I realised I’ve sent it to my own classmate instead of her boyfriend.. LOLZ! So, basically, I’m sleeping unconciously too! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pissing Matters?

I was at class, but my mind drifted away and remembered on particularly two incidences. One at high school, another was outside of my grandma’s house.

The incident in high school happened when I was in Form 3. I was in the same class with my best friend, Saritha (who still remain as my best buddy till now).
One day she decided to wear the baju kurung uniform to school instead of her everyday pinafore. Our add maths teacher, Ms. Lee Kheng Yuen aka Terkebil-kebil (we gave her the nick name terkebil-kebil – because she has this uncontrollable habit of blinking one side her eyes more often) came into the class and then looked at Saritha.

Ms. Terkebil-Kebil : Saritha, kenapa you tukar baju? You kencing kah?!”
Saritha : Hahahaha..Tak adelah, cikgu!

(The whole class have started laughing by then)

Ms. Terkebil-Kebil : Then? You mamak kah?”
Saritha : Tak lah cikgu.. saya India.. saja nak pakai baju kurung aje...hehehe
Ms. Terkebil-Kebil: Ohh.. saya ingat you tukar baju sebab terkencing, pinafore basah..

It took us quite a while to settled down and get serious for add maths lesson that day.. hahahaha..

The second incident which happened outside of my grandma’s place took place in one of the Chinese New Year period. It was night and my sister, my cousin sisters, and I decided to take the bicycles out for a short ride around the housing area or was it a trip to 7-11? Anyway, one of my cousin sisters took a bicycle and my sister rode as her pillion rider. While I took another bicycle and another cousin sister rode with me and we were riding behind. We haven’t rode far when the bicycle in front lost balance and both of them fell to the ground. My first reaction was to call out and ask whether both of them are alright and were they hurt? Then suddenly both of them burst out laughing, and all of us started to laugh (We were still in the middle of the road – Laughing so much till forgot safety). This wasn’t the end yet. We noticed the road suddenly got water (it was all dry before) and my cousin sister who rode the bicycle and fell, in between laughs, she told all of us,” Oh No!! HAHAHA.. I laughed too much, I can’t tahan, I ter-pee! HAHAhAHAHA!” – At this, we laughed even louder!

Just remembering these two incidents make me stifled a laugh when I was at class just now.. hahaha..After that I tried not to rewind those two episodes again and concentrate back to the lecture! :P

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Wrong Spelling??

Sometimes I wonder, do they really check their spellings before printing out the end product? Hmm ?? :P



Saw this banner on the way home


Typo Error  : Pertandingan 
Correct        : Pertandingan





This is found on an aquarium

Typo Error  : Breaken
Correct      : Broken

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Man & Cat

I just got out from my shower and was just drying my hair when I heard a man’s voice. It was quite loud as I can hear it even my hair dryer is “screaming” away. I got a little shocked and quickly switched off the hair dryer then listen again. It sounded like the voice came right outside my room window! I kept quiet..open my ears..

Then I heard it again, “Wooosshhh! Woooossssh!” and a cat replied “meoowww.. meooww”. Again, the man’s voice called out louder, “Hooosshh! HOOOOSSHHH!” and the cat meowed the same reply only that it sounded more “manja”.
By then, I realized the man’s voice came from downstairs and it belonged to my housemate! I can't help it, I started giggling then laughing alone!

It didn’t stop there, he was getting frustrated, so he started to shout louder, “ WWARGGHHH!!!! WAARRGGGHHH!!!” and the cat meowed again, refusing to leave! And I laughed harder (but still trying not to be too loud just in case my housemate heard me. He was trying to shoo the cat away because he wants to go to bed and the cat's calling is irritating him.

SO FUNNY!! Oohh boy...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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